She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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