Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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