I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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