Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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