I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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