Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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