What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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