"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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