I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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