After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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