I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Small penises have feelings too.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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