What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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