Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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