I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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