How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My dick has a subreddit
so much tequila, so little girl.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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