I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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