So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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