it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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