This is not my ceiling
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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