it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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