is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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