The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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