too bad you live with your parents still
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize