From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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