dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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