i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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