why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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