Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
