how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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