I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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