She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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