Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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