forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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