lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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