Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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