In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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