Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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