Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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