dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
no, he came in my armpit
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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