Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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