what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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