whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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