so that wasnt chicken after all
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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