# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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