Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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