i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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