It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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