and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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