i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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