I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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