"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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