so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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