Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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