We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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