And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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