paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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