Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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